I got a letter from my mom!

Left my addresses, please don’t send me bombs
I wondered what was inside… Was it a gift? Money? A letter of happiness? I didn’t know.

So I opened the letter and found a card. Yea! I started reading the card and smiled.

Now I thought, maybe she’s coming around. Maybe she loves me even though I’m gay! Then I kept reading the card…

And after a few moments of being let down, I realize I should have expected this. So I decided, what else could be worse? I opened the card

And thanks to two gift cards, I felt slightly better. Equivalent to some hot guy punching me in the groin then saying he only did it so we could have sex.